But, boss, what's the point in having a QR code *inside* the iPhone app on...
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View Articlestring.Format("String formatting is " + hard + " for the untalented.",...
string.Format("String formatting is " + hard + " for the untalented.", sometimes);*sigh*
View ArticleDoing a group project for Uni. The guy in charge of building the GUI has...
Doing a group project for Uni. The guy in charge of building the GUI has named the text fields in a form as TextField1, TextField2, TextField3 & TextField4.
View Article"What we need to do is.. do you know what an 'iframe' is?" "Is that like an...
"What we need to do is.. do you know what an 'iframe' is?" "Is that like an iPad?"
View ArticleBoss to me: "I want you to use Java on this project. That way you'll learn...
Boss to me: "I want you to use Java on this project. That way you'll learn about JavaScript too."
View ArticleClient: "I'm pretty sure we won't need the password for the log in"
Client: "I'm pretty sure we won't need the password for the log in"
View Article2 then response.write "">Me: "Why can't someone register more than 3 children for the event?" [.......
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View Article上午 Boss: 所有的事情都放下，三天内先把这个问题A解决。 下午 Boss: 所有的事情都放下，五天内先把这个问题B解决。 三天后 Boss：...
上午 Boss: 所有的事情都放下，三天内先把这个问题A解决。 下午 Boss: 所有的事情都放下，五天内先把这个问题B解决。 三天后 Boss： 问题A还解决了啊?.......我不是和你说.....
View Articlepm:我们需要立刻增加列表中的这些功能 developer:这些功能没有经过仔细分析且不必要，会造成系统臃肿，影响系统的稳定性...
pm:我们需要立刻增加列表中的这些功能 developer:这些功能没有经过仔细分析且不必要，会造成系统臃肿，影响系统的稳定性 pm:不管，前方市场提的需求必须满足 几个月后，前方市场反馈：你们做的什么tmd的系统，花里胡哨一大堆不实用的功能，核心功能却一个也做不好，系统也不稳定。 pm:开发怎么搞的，版本这么多故障，前方市场投诉了 developer: ???
View Article写一下工作总结发给我，要条理清晰。 0. .......... 1. .......... 2. ..........第0条开始...
写一下工作总结发给我，要条理清晰。 0. .......... 1. .......... 2. ..........第0条开始...
View ArticleIn asp.net application can you add an alert window to display a notification...
In asp.net application can you add an alert window to display a notification when user clicks this button.. this is done.after deployment: why the alert window is not showing up... It's working on my...
View Article營運: 這程式應該很簡單，隨便寫兩行就好了吧。 行銷: 這程式不就把東西拖曳過去不就好了，為什麼要寫那麼久呢? 我: .........
營運: 這程式應該很簡單，隨便寫兩行就好了吧。 行銷: 這程式不就把東西拖曳過去不就好了，為什麼要寫那麼久呢? 我: .........
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View ArticleCoworker with almost 5 years' C# experience: if...
Coworker with almost 5 years' C# experience: if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(userInfoOb.ElementAt(0).UserName) && userInfoOb.ElementAt(0).UserName != "" &&...
View Article"This task is very important. Our customer may really want this feature in...
"This task is very important. Our customer may really want this feature in next release. It should be done by this Wednesday..."By the end of Thursday, after deployed to staging server,"Here is a quick...
View ArticleI've detected two 1200 lines long methods are almost identical, except the...
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View ArticlePM：”我们不要在这个浏览器界面上加入地址栏，因为我们确信用户不需要地址栏，甚至我们根本不想把这个界面做的想浏览器“...
PM：”我们不要在这个浏览器界面上加入地址栏，因为我们确信用户不需要地址栏，甚至我们根本不想把这个界面做的想浏览器“ DEV：“Shit，你确定这么做，这么做完全没道理” ---------------版本上线后------------------------------ 用户：“妈的，这是什么鬼东西，我完全找不到地址栏”...
View Article*sigh* // lets make this run once for($i=0; $i < 1 ++$i) { ... }
*sigh* // lets make this run once for($i=0; $i ...}
View ArticlePM: 登录为什么还要验证码呢? DEV:防止用户刷注册 PM:...
PM: 登录为什么还要验证码呢? DEV:防止用户刷注册 PM: 那就把验证码改简单点吧，现在四个数字太难了，改成两个10以内的数的四则运算，答案只填一个数字吧！ DEV: ...===============================通过错误日志发现，不少用户把验证码图片填了"1+1="这样的值，然后登录失败
View ArticleOn one of our most important clients, I found this bad boy. /** * TODO: back...
On one of our most important clients, I found this bad boy. /** * TODO: back up stuff needs to be done * Do a DB back up */ public function backup() { if (Core::$environment === Core::DEVELOPMENT)...
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